An Amber Alert has been issued for twelve year old Abigale Faith Lefevers of Newbern, NC. She is reported to be in the company of thirty-eight year old Timothy Howard Newman. They may be traveling in a red 1998 Chrysler Sebring. The vehicle has a black top and bears North Carolina tags AKT 6534. They were last seen heading southbound on U.S. Highway 17.
If you see them – call the authorities. Don’t let them out of your sight until police arrive. If Newman gives you any shit – whip his ass until the cops show up. Trust us – the officers won’t care.